Growing Pain

It's possible that I am one of the most unlucky people on Earth. And no, I'm not being over dramatic-- as my mother often likes to think--I have proof. You ready?

ALL FOUR OF MY WISDOM TEETH ARE GROWING IN AT ONCE, AND THEY'RE ALL IMPACTED WHICH HAS CAUSED MY GUMS TO SWELL AND MAKE IT NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO EAT ANYTHING BUT APPLESAUCE AND SOUP.

So how was your weekend?